WAA

Wordsmith Alternative Awards!

Awarded to those performers who miss out on the main industry accolades, as voted by our Readers – no I don’t make it up.

#1 = Best Supporting Role

Well, I thought this was decided, but people are still voting! There’s no accounting for folk. Just have to wait a few days until the vote facility packs up.

Update

This voting facility sucks – it is still accepting votes! The leader is changing yet again. I can see a lawsuit looming. When I’m back from my trip I’m going to get the BIG SCREWDRIVER out. So if anyone has an irresistible urge to vote, do so now. It’s tied at the moment = twice as much virtual champagne. I am starting to wonder if “people” are doing this on purpose.

Update II

It’s now clear that the voting system is going to go on forever. Now I could fix it with a big hammer, but truth be told I’m coming around to this form of competition, where the winner keeps getting usurped. Right now it looks like the Chair has an unassailable lead, so for the ninth time I’m announcing he/she/it has won. Never thought about the gender of a chair before, weird. Funnily enough I thought the chair would win originally, due to the extreme spank-ability of the occupant, but it was a slow start. I guess having four fixed legs makes posing on the catwalk a bit difficult. Acceptance speech wasn’t anything to write home about either.

The worthy "winner at the moment" - well done Chair!

I was surprised that the girl flashing her nether regions only got one vote (and that was me ‘cos I felt sorry for her) life is full of surprises. Anyway, I have realised the best way to stop people voting on this category is to announce the next one! So watch this space. Well, for a post anyway, I don’t write anything here until we have a result, or more accurately a result-in-progress.

Update III

Well it looks like The Chair has definitely won! Excellent.

#2 = Girl who looks most like she wants you to spank her

I waited ages to see what happened to this one (see, I can learn from experience). Interestingly enough we got the same pattern of voting – an early lead by the one that I liked, and then a steady surge on another one. Indeed an unprecedented amount of voting. Bit suspicious. And the winner is (by a long way)…

#7 - "Ready for Bed"

Nice. I must have a chat with her at the after-WAA party.