Loaded

I am a bit conscious that this blog is a bit…male orientated. That last post didn’t help either. Not too late to vote ladies, some female insight would be very interesting! Or maybe lots have voted but kept quiet about it. Yes I am starting to feel like a on-line version of “Loaded”, not that I’ve ever seen a copy. Could have knitting patterns in it for all I know. And one or two female bloggers have been known to moan that it’s easy to get lots of hits – “you just have to post pictures of hot girls getting spanked”. Well, Dear Readers, I’m sure you will have noticed that I don’t fall into that shallow category

So I’m going to make an effort to make this post more female friendly, perhaps fashion orientated? And I’m going to empathetically plumb the depths of the female emotional state, without once mentioning shorts (unless in a strict fashion sense). In the best of traditions, I am going to put this in the form of a questionnaire. At the end of this, subtle psychometric processes will be used to place you on a rating scale especially created for this post!

Question 1 : how would you feel wearing this outfit?

You can tell when a blogger is running out of ideas can’t you? Suddenly polls appear all over the place Anyway, that should have set the score straight ladies, just think about all those testosterone-driven males trying desperately not to think about dressing up as a schoolgirl NOT that there is any bar to them voting, this is an equal-opportunity blog.

Next Question…

Question 2: should fashion say something about you?

Nice. No poll this time, bored of them. I’ll just empathetically pick up your views telepathically…oh. Glad this only works one-way!

One more and we should have enough for a good reading…

Question 3 : Does pink suit you?

Whirr. Clunk.

“You are a sensitive, friendly person who is sadly misunderstood. Don’t worry, a person close to you is going to make a big impression soon”

See, I could do it!
Was a bit of a strain though, I’m emotionally drained.

Damn. It just slipped out.

A girl looks particularly good with her knickers around her thighs. I should have worked that into the post somewhere. Hmmm.