Yes, you all thought it was a flash-in-the-spank, but no – the Wordsmith Alternative Awards are back. Faithful Readers will know this prestigious institution gives recognition to those passed-over by the more conventional accolades of best-spanker, spankee etc, and the winner is voted by the public. Well a small sub-section of the public anyway. OK, a bunch of weirdos. Let’s just say it’s you, shall we? I do vote as well, but only if someone is looking a bit pathetic, without any votes. One characteristic of these awards is their extreme refinement and acute recognition of a special quality! That’s what it says on the back of the award, so it must be true.
Right, the next category is…
“Girl who looks most like she wants you to spank her”
Already I can hear a few murmurings that this is a bit non-PC in that it is gender-specific. Well, having consulted my lawyers it seems this is true, but luckily I don’t care. The short list is:
#1 - "Girl on a Roll" Lovely use of daisy dukes here, which would invite a swat even if you couldn't see her face - which quadruples the effect!
#2 - "Miss Bendy" A little extreme for some tastes perhaps 
#3 - "Does my bum look big in these?" OK this one is the mandatory producer's girlfriend, but...strewth!
#4 - "Girl on a Rail" Yes, shorts seem to be dominating the industry these days!
#5 - "Whatever" It's all in the body language and that look
#6 - "Naught Biker" Shorts. Arrrrrgh. Overload.
#7 - "Ready for Bed" There is a hint here somewhere
#8 - "What did you say!" Highly spankable, lovely grey eyes
Well I had to stop, seems a popular category, or is it me. Now it’s over to you, no cheating. Just try voting while the competition is current for a change. I know a lot of you think it is funny to pop back two months later, or are perhaps toooo busy to hit a vote button, just have to leave it a few days, weeks, come back whenever. Sheesh.
I’ve allowed you to vote for up to three, and you have a week. As if it takes any notice of what I say.
I must say #7 is perfect
BUT you didn’t vote George! I can’t vote for you, that would be unethical
…or maybe the system lost your vote. It is pretty much its own boss when it comes to counting votes, takes no notice of what I say
I wanted to vote for Miss #1 three times, but I restrained myself.
George said #7 is perfect, but he did not vote??
YMMV, but #8 is a nightmare to me.
Now I voted!
Of course also #8 deserves her rich share
Ah ha! So it’s not just me who likes Lara Croft shorts.
Morning Bogie, #1 gets my vote too, actually. I have a slight weakness for shorts apparently, and hers fit rather well. She also has a nice perky face to match, definitely a sense of humour. #3 is quite exquisite, but I suspect high maintenance
I don’t know what YMMV stands for, is it Yiddish? I have got a bit of a weakness for Angelina (#8), do you remember her shorts as Lara Croft? Well, she played Lara Croft, but I only watched the shorts. Of course she does have a bit of a strange face, which can appear enchanting or ugly depending on how she twists her mouth – but bottom-up she is always enchanting!
Bogey, please
YMMV, Your mileage may vary. Goes back to the early web days
Whoops, apologies. So it’s true the web was petrol-driven back then!
May I vote again for #7 ?
Please…
Too much voting can make you go blind
Now I know the cookie lockout mechanism is easy to evade, but don’t go there. OK, once more – I’m interested to see if it will let you…
My vote goes to the cutie that has the most voluptous booty.
Now we are wondering which that is! Think you got a bit distracted there SOTB, but maybe it comes to the same thing
Miss Bendy. Why? I’m just so impressed that she can do that.
Prefectdt
Yep, nice party trick! Wish I got invited to those kind of parties
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