The WAAS

I do enjoy those “award” blog entries, dishing out virtual gongs to the best sites and players as judged by the author the spanko public. Gives a great excuse to carefully review the samples on display and get a warm inner (and bottom?) glow when your favourite wins. However, I do think that some of the very important bit-players don’t get enough attention, so I am going to put this right with my own version – The Wordsmith Alternative Awards. As we don’t have a huge budget it is going to be done in a single post, and after a week (or so) the winner will be announced, and displayed forever on yet another celebratory page, along with a few words from our kind sponsors. Don’t ask.

So to kick this off, the first category is:

“Best Supporting Role”

And the nominees are:

#1 Girl in red, for provocative smirking as her friend gets a swat

#2 Girl on Right, for managing to appear both nervous and interested at the same time (from that cult classic "Caught, Caned...and Came") Sterling performance also from Girl on Left, admiring Sir's wrist action.

#3 Girl in a squat, for cleverly combining sympathetic exclamations with far too helpful hand-holding - also brilliantly upstaging the star of the show's leggy thighs and glowing bottom by flashing her boyfriend-rub-here area.

#4 The Paddle, lovely solid performance letting the star really express herself (from The Dean & I)

#5 The old school chair, yes so often overlooked here it is playing an essential supporting role in the scene, in direct contact with the soon-to-be-presented real star of the show (Getting the Cane from Sir, 2011)

#6 Smirking Sarah, for her classic portrayal of the girl who has got off fairly lightly whilst the heroine gets properly thrashed

Now I’ve got to remember how to add voting buttons, great. I’ll leave the poll open a week or maybe a day depending on how the sponsorship pans out…