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I’m being pulled in lots of directions right now, Dear Reader, and indeed will be the other side of the world next week. So things are going to get a bit quiet for a few days. I know other better organised bloggers have a stack of posts ready to go and be scheduled in this sort of situation, but I have just one incomplete post, done some time ago. So here it is. Add your own story

OK. So you want the lower bunk.

Your Girlfriend’s Dad

What can be better than visiting your best friend? – she’s so cool…

"OK, Dad's gone out - let's raid the drinks cabinet!"

She just doesn’t seem to be fazed by anything…

"Ooooh! Dad, you're over-reacting now, and embarrassing Sam..."

Yes, it is a bit awkward having to watch your pal get her butt smacked, but luckily guests can expect some immunity from the house rules!

Great. How come my pants get taken down?

OK not this guest it seems  In fact he probably feels it is only polite to make sure their guest doesn’t suffer any nasty chaffing from tight pants during the firm slaps that are sadly needed. And if the spanking seems to be  rather harder and go on longer than for Adrienne – until a cute bottom is glowing bright red – well, it’s not as if he’s treating her any different to Adrienne’s other girlfriends is it? Perhaps she too will sneak into his bedroom later on, wanting to continue the “discussion”

Up the Creek

but this time WITH a paddle. Yes, Dear Reader, the WAAs have gone all controversial, with further voting after I announced the result. Was it legal? Who knows, but there we are. So the winner now, by one vote over Girl In Red, is The Paddle! Hopefully the week is now up and no more voting is going to change things. At any rate, this is good for show-business and non-live performers – I’ve already heard the old saying has been extended - “never work with children, animals or paddles”

One obvious upside is I have an excuse to review some of the Paddle’s earlier work, so you can see the award is truly deserved…

...tension mounting in "cute and spanked"

all action drama - "What to do with Amelia Jane"

Classic love triangle "Sally, the Paddle and Me"

So we now need yet another “after-awards” party. Think I might introduce Paddle to some of the girls

Philosophy and Cherries

Well poor spelling drives me crazy! Things are hectic here, think I might have blown my multitasking abilities…up to three now. And the Paddle has now tied with Girl in Red in the WAAs. Life is too complicated. Someone vote quick and make a simple winner

...fancy a cherry Wordsmith?

Thought so. The hallucinations have started

WAA result

Well what a turnout for the WAAs, and a surprise winner! Well done Girl in Red, and bad luck Smirking Sarah who got no votes at all. Girl in Squat only got one vote as well, just shows flashing your knickers isn’t the answer to everything (but does work on me). Nice to see inanimate objects putting up a good show – being made of wood really doesn’t have to limit your ambitions. Girl on Right was the pundits favourite and seemed to have a winning lead early on, but Girl in Red had staying power, just pipping her at the post. So into the shiny new page GiR goes, when I get around to it.

This proliferation of new pages is beginning to concern me actually. My crisp, to-the-point, advert-free and minimalist blog is beginning to take on a life of its own. I even have further new pages in draft, and the whole thing is turning into a ladies’ magazine. No, I am not wearing a dress, thank you for asking.

Yes, Tops should have other hobbies beside blogging:

#1 - Swiping the Sophomore

Hair and high heels, nice. Jeans and position, perfect.

#2 - Spanking the Sophomore

Black boots and yellow pants, great combination.

#3 - Spooning the Sophomore

Sophomore 3 looks distinctly bored. Time for this Top to retire and grow roses

The WAAS

I do enjoy those “award” blog entries, dishing out virtual gongs to the best sites and players as judged by the author the spanko public. Gives a great excuse to carefully review the samples on display and get a warm inner (and bottom?) glow when your favourite wins. However, I do think that some of the very important bit-players don’t get enough attention, so I am going to put this right with my own version – The Wordsmith Alternative Awards. As we don’t have a huge budget it is going to be done in a single post, and after a week (or so) the winner will be announced, and displayed forever on yet another celebratory page, along with a few words from our kind sponsors. Don’t ask.

So to kick this off, the first category is:

“Best Supporting Role”

And the nominees are:

#1 Girl in red, for provocative smirking as her friend gets a swat

#2 Girl on Right, for managing to appear both nervous and interested at the same time (from that cult classic "Caught, Caned...and Came") Sterling performance also from Girl on Left, admiring Sir's wrist action.

#3 Girl in a squat, for cleverly combining sympathetic exclamations with far too helpful hand-holding - also brilliantly upstaging the star of the show's leggy thighs and glowing bottom by flashing her boyfriend-rub-here area.

#4 The Paddle, lovely solid performance letting the star really express herself (from The Dean & I)

#5 The old school chair, yes so often overlooked here it is playing an essential supporting role in the scene, in direct contact with the soon-to-be-presented real star of the show (Getting the Cane from Sir, 2011)

#6 Smirking Sarah, for her classic portrayal of the girl who has got off fairly lightly whilst the heroine gets properly thrashed

Now I’ve got to remember how to add voting buttons, great. I’ll leave the poll open a week or maybe a day depending on how the sponsorship pans out…

Friends

Another New Year dawns Dear Reader, and I wish you every happiness in 2012. For various reasons we are going to be living it up this year, mostly in an attempt to burn off all assets before the government takes them anyway. Apparently the national debt is something like £15K for every person (including children) living in the UK, which means that the small minority who have anything left in the bank are raided on a daily basis by both bankers and tax men So we are going to do our best to single-handedly spend the country out of recession – they can take our money, BUT NOT OUR FREEDOM!!! Now I’ve got a headache.

One of the funny things about happiness is that it is largely self-generated, as long as you are healthy and have enough to eat. Having said that, I have met plenty of people who don’t seem to have enough to eat or are pretty ill but still appear to be smiling and happy – maybe because everyone around them is in the same boat. Not in this country I hasten to add; the lack of even an iPod is quickly fatal here, long before any nutritional issues kick in. This we’re-all-in-it-together thing probably explains the generally philosophical attitude of those unfortunate girls watching a fellow brat wriggling across a chap’s knee, knowing they are next. Of course this isn’t always the case, some can be clearly worried about the implications…

...and prefer not to watch

Hmmm, totally self-absorbed, not giving a thought for the poor old Top whose hand is going to be very sore after spanking six girls. I particularly like the pose of the girl on the far right, who seems to be already imagining her fate with some feeling. Although she has closed her eyes, no doubt the loud slaps and yelps of pain are painting a pretty clear picture, and her bottom is tingling in anticipation. The lady currently in play also has a lovely appreciative expression, oblivious to everything except the sensations shooting up from her rear end.

I’ve commented before on how it’s not clear why a Top takes on such arduous duties, but perhaps there are some compensations in a job well done, and having the opportunity to examine the latest in female underwear. I wonder whether many ladies consider the fashion aspects; how they will look during the process of wriggling into position,  during the initial seat-of-the-knickers swats, and during the inevitable exciting-but-embarrassing struggle as “things” are tugged down. Here we can only imagine this poor girl’s mortification when her skirt was first pulled back to reveal her sexy black stockings are topped off by sensible knickers in a check pattern. Even rolled down they strike a jarring note in her sensuous black outfit. To give her her due, despite the faux pas she has managed to keep his attention firmly on spanking her beautiful bottom, using very expressive arm and leg positions and presenting it perfectly for smacking.

Contrast this with a situation where your “mates” don’t think they are in any danger. The more observant Reader might detect a certain lack of sympathy…

Yuk. Am I alone in hating those tights?

And then back again to the detention-after-school situation, having to watch and wait…

Some girls just look stylish, even whilst being spanked

I love the consternation on the other girls’ faces, aghast at what is happening and just realising they are likely to be next. Miss standing-up-and-I-can’t-believe-it is going to look particularly silly with those trousers in a pool around her ankles, let’s just hope she has her best skimpies on underneath and can save some face In contrast the lass currently in play has really cracked the leggy sexy sixth former ambience, and looks perfect bent over a desk, bottom glowing.

Yes, the right clothes are very important. I hate it when there is too much on display too soon…

Not joining in then Wordsmith?

You always have to prove a point at the end, don’t you? Sheesh.