It’s Christmas!

Well this will be the last post until after Christmas, too much excitement is in the offing to be sitting at the computer. I was going to stick up a few spanked-elf pictures to keep in the seasonal mood, but have you ever tried getting an elf at Christmas? Sheesh. Where do they go. I guess they realise there is a dangerous similarity between “elfing” and cheer-leading, costume-wise, or is that just me. So instead I will ask a serious Christmas question – why are there so many schoolgirl scenarios in the spanking scene? We more discerning types like a more sophisticated visual experience involving clever, articulate women. The typical scenario where there is some sassy sixth former being provocative, well does it really do anything for you?

Like this Wordsmith?

Hmmm. I’m sure like me you are all tired of this sort of thing. I’m certainty not going to be drawn into spanking any such young lady just because she has cute white socks and a bad attitude. It’s cool, witty conversation that I like, people with interesting things to say and do…

Huh, I thought it was interesting Wordsmith

Strewth. To think we used to just throw paper balls when we wanted to annoy the teacher. There is something very attractive about a tight pair of jeans though, especially when otk…no, no,  you just get those silly squeaks and squeals, really it is all so banal.

..so I should take back this outfit Wordsmith?

Gulp. Just stop it. I won’t tell you again. Why can’t you be more elegant and sophisticated, like AJR?

…so you designed this school uniform Wordsmith? 

Arrrrgh!!!

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OK, I’ve had a little rest. We’ll have a nice little mystery personality item now! I knew you would be looking forward to it:

#4 another famous person waiting to be spanked, who is it?

For those who don’t know about the famous personality mystery quiz and the glittering prizes involved, you should come back more often, or alternatively stop worrying and get a life. For the others – this one is tricky!

Season’s greeting to both my Readers! Have a great break

Philosophy

Just getting your head out of the clouds Wordsmith!

Well, that worked.

“DREAM AS IF YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER, LIVE AS IF YOU WILL DIE TODAY”

Always makes me smile that one, how wise.

We all let little things bother us sometimes, don’t we Dear Reader? And how little they really matter in the scheme of things. The same guy said: ”Only the gentle are ever really strong”. I like that, it conjures up images of Alan Ladd, the reluctant gunslinger Shane, riding wounded into the sunset at the end of the film. Or maybe I imagined that bit. Now I realise that some people will be marvelling at the thought I could ever be irritated by anything, but there are some things e.g.

…one hot girl spanking another one (thanks MarQe for the gif!)

It just seems highly suggestive and always makes me feel that I should be spanking both of them. Must be the gentle streak coming out. The guy appears to be slightly bemused by the view. I do think he could show a bit more enthusiasm, those white pants are to die for (but not today). Yes philosophy is an important thing – understanding what it is all about, really. This leads to the inevitable conclusion that we are all doomed and we may as well be cheerful. All experiences are good ones with the right attitude…

Wow, I really am getting a spanking!! Cool!

Yes, well, sometimes a philosophical attitude can come across as being a bit cheeky, care is needed. I was reading Bonnie’s blog just now, where the discussion was about photoblogs and what people thought of them. As usual I had missed adding anything because the full moon is approaching and I was busy at the weekend.

Some people liked photoblogs, but a lot didn’t and commented they liked the written word, given the choice. And cut out the rude bits, naughty photobloggers, they tended to add. This got me thinking as to whether this is a photoblog (enthusiasts don’t seem to like commentary, oops) or not. There is the tricky judgement as to whether drivel counts as “the written word”.  Probably not. Hence my attempt to smarten things up with a bit of philosophy and general “how to make a million and live happily ever afterwards” advice. Hope you all took it on board and are now feeling better. For those of you who simply drooled over the text whilst scanning for images, well

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The Program has Crashed

Nothing to do with me Wordsmith, must be software engineering again!

It’s a bit annoying when people don’t look at you when you ask a simple question isn’t it? The temptation to attract her attention is very strong

Managing software teams can be tricky as I know, I came across this interesting technique involving two errant programmers. I do rather like the approach, but something tells me it’s just not going to be effective, particularly for the lass on the receiving end in the clip. Listen carefully and I think you’ll agree

VBA

Versatile, Wordsmith? You??

Oh shut up. Yes, I’ve given in. After the third person nominated me for the Versatile Blogger Award (Charlene, Prefectdt, Lea) I started to feel like the grumpy kid in the playground who doesn’t want to play So apparently I have to start by thanking my nominators. Thank you. If any of you are familiar with the tone used by Marvin the Paranoid Android, imagine it now.

What’s next? Seven things about me. Or is it seven interesting things? Let’s just say it’s a positive integer between six and eight. I won’t include anything I’ve revealed before.

1. I used to have a tiny plane which I kept in a farmer’s field. It was exactly like a (slightly) scaled up child’s toy – single seat, little stubby wings. Powered by a Volkswagen “Beetle” engine, you had to start it yourself by hand, swinging the prop. Your head just stuck out the top in the airstream. What fun it was, like a motorbike in the sky.
2. I am highly curious and love to explore, both mentally and physically. Very often people mistake this abnormal curiosity for intelligence, but they soon realise their mistake
3. I love Marmite and Peanut Butter (not together) and get through huge quantities.
4. At college I was famous for doing a specific magic trick. It was the only one I knew, but no-one could figure out how I did it. They used to insist I change things about it, to try and pin down how it worked, but it still worked. Some people concluded I really did have some kind of strange power. I concluded that academic people are easily fooled  Actually I had about seven different ways to make the trick work, and just swapped them around as necessary. Sneaky or what.
5. I understand things very quickly, but soon forget them again. Probably this is why I am so curious, everything seems new. Who are you again?
6. My wife and I interacted as strangers long before we met. She used to produce critical data, which occasionally became corrupted through system malfunctions. She says she was told it might be recoverable, as there was an expert who could sometimes do this sort of thing, but he was very grumpy and uncooperative! Needless to say I hardly recognise this description of myself, perhaps I was a bit “intense” when younger. I did manage to recover the various data sets that came my way, and a few years later when we did meet under completely different circumstances, and fell in love, we realised the connection. Worse still, I realised what had caused the system problems. Damn.
7. I used to have two West Highland Terriers, who were much loved – hence my profile picture. I still can’t pass a Westie in the street without both smiling and feeling a pang.

Hmmm, if I have revealed any of these before, see (5).

Now I have to pass the award onto 15 other bloggers – who have already got it anyway, and ignored it in all likelihood. Do they really have to be versatile, and how is this decided? As far as I can see, all the blogs I read have got the award. Raven Red? Emanuele? If anyone is really deserving of such an award it is probably Chross (who must have had it 1000 times by now!) I’m stuck. I know, I’ll be versatile and post a spanking picture instead…

Inner peace; the perfect synergy between hand and bottom

Well, they do both seem to have a tranquil aura, totally absorbed in spanking and being spanked. I’m sure she will go away a lot happier

What to Wear?

So you're a fashion expert now Wordsmith? Don't make me laugh.

How rude. All I wanted to observe is that the choice of clothes is very important to make a good first impression, or to really get your message across. Some may say I wear pyjamas a little too often, but that doesn’t mean I’m not aware of this – I make very sure the little shutter on my usb camera is firmly down when talking to clients. Sadly many people don’t share my sense of satorial elegance, and don’t take enough care when selecting their apparel. Fortunately I have a little spare time, so help is at hand! Using my finely-honed skills as a teacher and mentor this is going to take the form of a question-and-answer session…

What do you wear when summoned to see the Dean?

A very short skirt and long white socks?

This can be a good choice, provided the thought of having your bottom smacked is appealing. If you are the shy type, avoid over-frilly pants – the frills might be seen as too cushioning, and result in that humiliating “oh-my-god-he’s-pulling-down-my-knickers” moment. To optimise the chances of them staying in place choose something very pretty but skimpy enough not to interfere with skin-to-skin contact and a red-bottom display.  If you do enjoy the “full” experience you can make sure there are no slip-ups by quickly tugging down your pants just before you lie across his knee; pretend you think this is expected, objections are unlikely

It’s all about looking appropriate really, for example if you are in trouble with your boss a nice up-market suit can work wonders!

Yes Sir, please deal with me as you see fit

…after all, just because you are about to get your bottom caned doesn’t mean you can’t look smart! Classy

It’s a bit difficult to maintain that elegant look whilst presenting a bare target, but it is possible with the right choice of carefully positioned underwear…

...lovely expression here as well, poised but full of feeling

Very well-chosen outfit, neat and professional, perfectly complementing her red-and-getting-redder bottom – her boss can hardly fail to be impressed

Too Late

Sirrr....what if I said I was very, very sorry?

Sounds good, but a few thwacks of a strap on the seat of those cute shorts (pyjamas?) will sound even better! Not sure I like the flowery pattern though, after a warm up perhaps better with them…tugged down

Feelings of Guilt?

Then this is for you. This is a first for me, not started with a picture. It’s the beginning of the slippery slope. The video made me laugh, it’s a bit long for you impatient types but the ending is perfect!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca7b0e7dc4/spank-me

It’ s no good… I’ll have to throw in another mystery personality!

One very cute and famous bottom is about to be smacked!

Who is it? Surely everyone knows this, a perfect chance to get your name in the hall of fame

It’s a Mystery

So what does happen to naughty girls then, Wordsmith?

I’m not sure which is strangest, the love of giving a spanking or the love of being spanked I guess it has to be mostly psychological, though of course the Bottom end has those famous endorphins to blame.  I have been trying a few experiments to get a better idea…

Owww!! Research assistant he said...

Hmmm, this is the classic treatment for leggy interns (AJR please apply now!) but I’ve never been a fan of wooden paddles myself; a leather strap makes a much more pleasing “thwack” and stings much better through Daisy Duke shorts. Anyway, it seems pretty understandable that a girl is attracted to this kind of activity; after all it is pretty stimulating, makes her feel well-disciplined and cared-for, and if done properly leaves her very happy with a glowing bottom and moist nether regions.  Of course there is the danger of her disappearing into an endorphic trance during the spanking, which would rather counteract the character-forming stingyness of the experience – hence the need to make her count swats, answer stupid questions etc to keep her awake (see, we do know what we are doing).

But what’s in it for the poor old Top? No endorphins for him are there? During the experiment and when not distracted by the girly squeals I did observe a rather fetching redness spreading out beneath the Daisy Dukes which seemed to have a rather encouraging effect generally. Careful study revealed her white socks were adding significantly to this despite (or perhaps because of) their distance from the area of interest. I wonder what results would have been obtained without the Daisy Dukes in place?

So that’s what endorphins feel like!

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Well off to study room 2. The brainchild of my latest Researcher, she has set up this scenario where she is my secretary and has made a terrible error. Apparently I have to come into my office to find her there unexpectedly, and then act naturally (don’t you hate these role-play things at work? yuk!)

Explain your immediate reaction Wordsmith!

Gulp. Lucky I’m wearing a belt today.

It’s Nice to Share

OK girls, two more swats each I'm afraid!

There can be few more pleasant memories for a girl than those shared experiences with her schoolmates, courtesy of their hot mentor and his stingy leather paddle. Veronica (number three) seems to be particularly engaged in admiring and caressing her pal’s glowing cheeks. Actually her pal seems to be the only one with much in the way of colour; going further down the line  it’s hard to see much spanking has taken place really, despite their grimaces! We can only hope this is about to be put right. Number four definitely looks like she missed out and is looking distinctly expectant.

Number one gets the prize for lovely legs topped off by a beautiful perky little bum that is just made to be spanked. She at least has had a few swats, and judging by her slightly coy gaze would rather like some more. Yes, there are few more rewarding activities than mentoring nubile sixth formers who are eager to learn and just need a bit of guidance and stimulation These group sessions are lovely, but I suspect it won’t be long before the girls are waiting outside, laughing and giggling as they listen to number 1 expressing her feelings – settled comfortably across her mentor’s knee, bottom on fire, thrilled by the firm smacks of his hand. Sometimes a girl just wants a bit of discipline from someone she respects

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Why you won’t be playing with me

How to get Spanked

#1 wear a short skirt and call your boyfriend a whimp

Yes it’s an old ploy, but still pretty good. Effectiveness: 80%, he might try to be understanding, or even be a whimp (better you know now).

#2 when he comes home, greet him wearing a school uniform

Unfortunately needs good props, but is 100% effective – even the dimmest of boyfriends realises the implications. Expect some immediate stern comments – make sure you bite your lip and call him Sir.

#3 confess to something and adopt a suggestive pose

Try a “I’m so sorry, honestly you ought to tan my rear…”. Only 70% effective – he might be touched and show mercy, the idiot.

#4 Let him catch you kissing your best friend

Only drawback to this method is he’s probably always wanted to spank your mate, this gives him an excuse. Has the advantage of the heightened anticipation of the shared experience, but only 90% effective – he may decide your mate was responsible, spank her and let you off with a warning!

#5 - stick out your bottom and look cheekily over your shoulder

Invite a few friends around for the full effect. The kitchen is a good place, lots of whacking implements around. 90% effective, he might be a bit intimidated by the giggling.

#6 - "so what you going to do - spank me or something?"

The oldest chestnut of them all – 100% effective as it just spells out what is needed and doesn’t require any props. Nice hair.

#7 - in depth bratting. Can be dangerous.

Sorry didn’t I warn you? It can really sting