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My office after work Missy. Bring a ruler

My software team are giving me a bit of trouble. OK I admit it, I thought I could fool you, but a few people have spotted it. Sometimes my blog is written by a Java plugin, called SPANKLE which uses a modified search engine (SPOOGLE) to locate suitable content on the web. Creating this was a bit of a challenge: a top software agent was easy to design (only one simple, logical process needed) but architecting the bottom pink-and-poppy inference engine was a nightmare. Sorry if I am losing you with these technical terms (same thing happened to me when writing the program) the main message is that poor posts are nothing to do with me – blame IT or the content providers. Or if you are female you can vent your spleen on the support forum www.goawaywearenotinterested.com where our operative will attend to you.

**** PLUGIN HAS CRASHED, RELOADING….

Hmmm, that’s better. The inference engine is definitely working overtime here, though its underlying algorithms are clearly in evidence. Now I do like watching a girl spank another girl, and I do like Daisy Dukes (who doesn’t). Such situations have the added advantage that a naturally polite person such as myself can simply offer to help out: I suspect I can spank considerably harder than Blondie, who really looks like she is built more for an otk position herself. Hey, She seems to have a nice wide leather belt on! Probably needed to keep her dukes up, with any luck. Cute Hats. I can’t decide on the most compelling proposition – tight dukes are a natural target for a fast-swung belt, but the smack of leather on a pert bare bottom definitely has its appeal. Oh well, there are two of them – the solution is obvious….

**** PLUGIN HAS CRASHED, FATAL TOP OVERLOAD

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