Guest Relations

Thank you Madam. And now your pants, please

Leaving a swanky hotel it is always wise to make sure your case is securely locked, particularly if it is so stuffed full of their luxury bathrobes and towels that it bursts open at the wrong moment. Fortunately they rarely want to involve the police in such matters, and tend to deal with things in their own way. Unfortunately, if you are female and of a certain age it means an appointment is made for you with the concierge in the main foyer – where arriving guests can watch your sensitive pink bottom being steadily converted to a more colourful scarlet one, courtesy of his nice stingy leather strap, whilst listening to your loud cries of pain and increasingly desperate apologies. Tips are unusual at the end of such proceedings, with the young lady’s rapid exit only being delayed by the painful process of getting pants and jeans back up over sore, glowing buttocks, but there must be a lot of job satisfaction!

Left Field

It's dangerous to confuse gentle with weak, lass

Hopefully her antenna are tuned up, else a spanking is likely. Some years back I worked for a large American company and was sent, along with hundreds of other execs, on a leadership course. Part of that course was psychology profiling, using “Myers Briggs”. We had to fill in a lot of forms to analyse our personality profile, and (rather crudely) you were assigned to one of the sixteen different basic personality types identified by Myers Briggs. Memorably, we were made to stand in a large hall in our labelled “box”. Over 90% of the people in the room were in three of the boxes; this was one of the main points they wanted to bring out – a perceived problem with the management structure of the corporation (and actually many organisations of this type). Most boxes had a scattering. I was all by myself, in “INFP”.  As we stood there, the lady running the course went through the characteristics of each type, explaining what tends to motivate them, how they like to work, how best to communicate with them etc, etc. It was a strange feeling to be by yourself with all those eyes staring at you, especially as my characteristics were rather alien to most people in the room . As you can imagine, I came in for a lot of teasing in the bar afterwards, but also genuine interest. It can be quite confusing for go-get’um personalities to find you can be both gentle and strong at the same time. It would be interesting to know the Myers-Briggs analysis of spankos, probably discover I am a closet vanilla, LOL. Bring back the girls.

Woodshed

Shorts down Missy. Then bend over, hands on the shed

When you are sent to the woodshed to wait, it’s pretty obvious what is coming. Lovely tight Daisy Dukes, but she’s going to have trouble getting her sore bottom back into them

Too Stubborn

That face isn't helping your bottom, young lady!

Time to leave it to Dad I’d say – but no more spanking, just eyes and quiet words…

Just Checking

Here we are...Disciplinary Procedures. Typical, it's in the small print

Now this does seem a little harsh for the modern age, though possibly a lot more effective than involving HR. The office does look a tip, and it’s definitely deserved – but perhaps he should be a bit kinder and frisby a thick,soft cushion her way. Otherwise the standing-up and cooling-down process is going to take a long time…

Wishful Thinking

Owww!! ...Ooh, Mr Clooney! (I wish)

Now role play is all very well, but sometimes a girl can go to far; is there no end to their fantasies over George?

His twinkly eyes have worked their magic again. I wonder how many girls would like to imagine him caning their bottoms – a potent blend of charm and masculinity. Suspect the queue would be long

Willing Pupil

Harder!! You said my bottom needed smacking!

Yes, sometimes the more worldly college students can find forestry a bit boring, particularly the field craft side of things. Looks like this conscientious chap has gone out of his way to take her aside, making the course a bit more stimulating and tailored to her interests – hopefully out of earshot of the rest of the group

Dangerous Ground

No need Dad, we'll do it - save your ancient muscles!

Very cheeky…and probably not a wise response – her face looks confident his threat won’t be carried out, but I suspect it should be! Must be the room, what a tip

Traffic Violation

Oh Officer, I don't think I can pay a parking fine,but I have been naughty...

Lots of cars had bench seats in the old days…they were good for all sorts of things. You know, I am a bit suspicious of her excuse; despite her sad lack of proper clothing she somehow exudes class and money. Oh well, I guess he will have to give her the benefit of the doubt, and at least make sure one part of her is nice and warm before another receives the main thrust of his lecture!

Office Relations

...Sally loved her boss - he was like a father to her

Some girls like a father figure, and quite a lot like to be spanked by them. So it is only a matter of nature taking its course